
Mariah Carey and "soulmate" Nick Cannon were the other big winners in this week's OK, taking home 25 and 24 points respectively for their honeymoon spread (again, pun intended -- I can see that's going to come up a lot here). It didn't hurt either of them that they seemed to spend the entire vacation bare-naveled (extra points for showing skin!).
Kate Hudson's bit o' dating-drama broke her into OK's double digit scoring column this week too, with 12 points.
As for this week's Us Weekly, the tallies are still coming in, but the early signs point to a Christina Applegate landslide -- one we all wish would never have occurred. Cancer consolation prize: a major spread in a celebrity magazine!!! 26 points!!!! Yay!!! [Clearly my tongue is lodged squarely in my cheek here. Honestly, it sucks, and cancer is no joke. (Though some good-hearted joking about it never hurts.) We wish Christina all the best for a fast and thorough medical victory, and we hope to see her on many covers for entirely superficial reasons again very, very soon.]
Full OK tallies, Us tallies, and total tallies for the week will be up soon...